Friday, December 5, 2008

Week 3 Part 2- Personality Disorders

Hey Mom and Dad!

College has been going fairly well. Well...almost. There's this couple in the school swimming club that keep looking at me. I'm really afraid of getting into the pool when they're around. One time, when I looked one of them in the eyes, I could hear the word "kill." At first, I thought that I had just imagined it, but when I looked the other one in the eyes, the same thing happened. I'm pretty sure they're plotting to kill me. I think it's because on Friday the 13th, I hit that black cat that was walking under the ladder next to that store with the broken mirrors. Now karma is out seeking it's revenge. I would drive home, but with my luck, I would probably end up in a ditch. I'm not sure what to do. I could stay in my dorm, but what if it catches fire? The nice voice says that I should just calm down and buy a ticket to Wisconsin. It thinks that I'll be safe there. The mean one said that I'm just going to meet some type of dark fate anyway. Better sooner than later. I've been marked for the next seven years! Maybe even more. That was a really tall ladder. Come to think about it, those vandals that broke the mirrors at that store didn't leave any mirrors unshattered. Plus, that cat was really fat. I need to get out of here. Please help me. I think that that couple works for the Dark Lord...you know...He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. That has to be it! They're Death Eaters! They're preying on me. I knew that this would happen one day! This is why I said that I needed a wand! Now I have no way to defend myself! Oh my God. I think I might actually die. What if You-Know-Who shows up? One good Avada Kedavra and I'm gone! This is also why I said that you should've let me continue reading the Harry Potter series. They're more than just children's books. THEY'RE FACTS AND THEY CAN TELL THE FUTURE. We went to King's Cross station over the summer. We walked right past Platform 9 and 3/4ths! You guys wouldn't even believe me! See what you've gotten me into? I'm beginning to wonder if you're on my side or his.


--K. Rey-Zii

4 comments:

J said...
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Jay D. said...

You are suffering from Paranoid Personality Disorder. Your sound very evil for some reason, and I like the suspicions you have for other people.

J said...

I think you have Schizotypal Personality Disorder. Your letter kind of describes a "magical thinking" that influences behavior and you're suspicious of others. I recommend seeing the psych doctor so he can evaluate your mind and get you help. Good job!

Anonymous said...

I think you have paranoid personality because the way you write, it seems like you are very nervous and suspicious of other people.